- ‘Coney Island,’ Good Old War
- ‘Margaritaville,’ Jimmy Buffett
- ‘Come Sail Away,’ Styx
- ‘Too Shy’, Kajagoogoo
- ‘One Night in Bangkok,’ Murray Head
- Falling Asleep to Kate Rusby
- ‘Mr. Harris,’ Aimee Mann
- ‘Praying for Time,’ George Michael
- ‘God Save the Queen’
- ‘Hey, Soul Sister’, Train
- ‘Northern Sky’, Nick Drake
- I Song I Want Played at my Funeral?
- ‘Near You,’ Teenage Fanclub
- ‘Washing of the Water,’ Peter Gabriel
- ‘From the Morning,’ Nick Drake
- ‘We Are the World’ – USA for Africa
- ‘Planet Telex’, Radiohead
- ‘B.O.S.T.O.N.’, Bleu
- ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’ – Band Aid
- ‘St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)’ – John Parr
- ‘Saturday Night,’ The Bay City Rollers
- Least Favorite Band – The Black Eyed Peas
- ‘I Found Love’, The Free Design
- ‘The King Is Half Undressed,’ Jellyfish
- ‘Keeping Awake,’ The Innocence Mission
- ‘It’s the End of the World as We Know It’, R.E.M.
- ‘Ah Tutti Contenti’ – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- ‘For No One’, the Beatles
- ‘The Wing and the Wheel’ – Nanci Griffith
- ‘Superkid,’ Candy Butchers
A Song That Makes Me Laugh
Okay, so I’ll admit that “We are the World” probably did some good for this planet. It raised some $51 million toward famine relief in Africa. After its success, one could argue that with USA for Africa, music became a force for good, more than just a political statement. My God, music could change the world! Live Aid! Sun City! Farm Aid VII!
All that success and money came from a song that was so full of pompous, self-congratulatory crap, written with a sentiment that was micro-thin and overproduced to the point of nausea. It was a cookie-cutter record – one that writers Lionel Richie and Michael Jackson probably spent half an hour on – but it was designed, no, engineered to pull at the heartstrings, filled with words like “helping hand,” “someone cares” and “better day”. Hmph, right?
But what makes this song so laughable, so thoroughly enjoyable, is the cast of characters. Who thought it was a good idea to have Willie Nelson, Steve Perry, Cyndi Lauper and Bob Dylan sing on the same record? I like ketchup, peanut butter and peaches. Don’t want them on the same sandwich.
These artists, acting all dramatic and grim (“Remember, everyone: starving kids!”), try to eke out every bit of sentiment out of their parts, to the point of either oversinging or…well, there’s just a lot of oversinging going on.
Lionel Richie gets to sing first, because he wrote it. Michael Jackson gets most of the chorus and the first part of the bridge, because he wrote it too. Willie Nelson tries to sing harmony with Dionne Warwick and fails miserably; he’s followed by Al Jarreau, a 180-degree change in style. But don’t get comfortable with him, because we’ll spin you another 180 degrees with Bruce Springsteen, who seems to be singing while giving birth to the world’s largest kidney stone.
Bridge: More oversinging! Steve Perry! Huey Lewis! A cringe-inducing wail by Cyndi Lauper! And then, for the climax of the song…
Oh Lord, it’s not over yet. While we listen to the chorus from an all-star choir that includes Dan Aykroyd, Tito Jackson and the Pointer Sisters, we hear the familiar bleating of one Bob Dylan, aimlessly wandering around the song in search of the right pitch. The song ends with some ad-libbing by Ray Charles, whose exclamations of “There’s a choice we’re making” remind you of a Pepsi ad.
Thankfully, the song came and went pretty quickly – only four weeks at No. 1. It was a small victory for the Yanks; at a time in which Duran Duran, Paul Young and Tears for Fears ruled the U.S. charts, it was only fitting that the United States’ response to Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas” be so light, limp and lukewarm.
Really, Kim Carnes??