Yesterday, while surfing my life away, I came across The Canonical List of Weird Band Names, which lists, well, the weirdest band names. My dad always marveled at the names of bands I listened to (INXS, 10,000 Maniacs), but they’re like vanilla compared to these names. (Caution: Many of the band names on the site are R-rated.)
Some of the names are really clever puns, and some of them are so bizarre I had to add them to the list as well. My favorites:
Above Average Weight Band
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn’t a Cake
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Are These My Pants?
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Beverly Beer Bellies
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Craig Loves Pots and Pans and He’s Going Places
Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Dukes of Hazardous Material
The French are from Hell
Full Throttle Aristotle
Gee That’s A Large Beetle I Wonder If It’s Poisonous
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